I have never been someone who easily finds pleasure in other people’s travails. It’s probably superstition as much as anything, and I am all too aware that human fallibility both goes around and comes around.
But today’s events in Illinois, in which Governor Rod R. Blagojevich was arrested on corruption charges for the attempted sale of Barack Obama’s senate seat, are simply too bizarre and too entertaining to ignore.
I am privileged to teach in a department with students and faculty in various stages of writing and developing film scripts. Several of my faculty colleagues are accomplished and produced writers for film. A whole lot of film talk goes on. Sometimes just listening is like being in a master class.
So I have read some fine work. But I don’t recall anything that anticipated some of the cool stuff that federal prosecutors attributed to Governor Blagojevich in today’s complaint.
This was a tough guy who meant business. We’re talking Scarface or Goodfellas quality. Apparently you did not mess with Rod Blagojevich. Check out these excerpts from the complaint:
· ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that the consultants (Advisor B and another consultant are believed to be on the call at that time) are telling him that he has to “suck it up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherf___er [the President-elect] his senator. F___ him. For nothing? F___ him.” ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will put “[Senate Candidate 4]” in the Senate “before I just give f___ing [Senate Candidate 1] a f___ing Senate seat and I don’t get anything.”
· Later in the conversation, ROD BLAGOJEVICH said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but “they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F___ them.”
· Later on November 12, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with JOHN HARRIS. ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that his decision about the open Senate seat will be based on three criteria in the following order of importance: “our legal situation, our personal situation, my political situation. This decision, like every other one, needs to be based upon on that. Legal. Personal. Political.” HARRIS said, “legal is the hardest one to satisfy.” ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that his legal problems could be solved by naming himself to the Senate seat.
If you are interested, read the whole federal complaint. I am sure that, at this very moment, scripts about corrupt politicians – previously rejected as implausible or as caricatures of venality — are being rescued from slag-heaps across the country and being given a second look.
Think of it: One week to the day after the election, when many of us were imagining what it would be like to call Barack Obama Mr. President, Governor Blagojevich was practicing his own term for referring to the President-elect:
“ This mother___er.”
“They’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F___ them.”
Governor Rod R. Blagojevich, State of Illinois,
November 11, 2008
Good points. This, sadly, is a story that goes to the heart of the relationship between big money and elected officials. The following quote can be found throughout the court papers:
“Rezko informed Cari that Rezko called ROD BLAGOJEVICH’s chief of staff, Lon Monk, and Monk would help implement Rezko’s choices for certain State of Illinois work. Rezko informed Cari that, in exchange for raising money for ROD BLAGOJEVICH, the
Blagojevich administration would be financially helpful to Cari’s business interests.”
i’m hoping Blagojevich will inspire Congress to finally grow a pair and start doing what’s best for the people they represent (by putting this guy away for a long time)
What surprised me ( and I won’t lie, also entertained me) was the brazen language used by Governor B. I won’t say that I have never heard politicians talking about all sorts of quid pro quos. I have. But there always seemed to be a special language in which those deals were embedded in code words and some subtlety, even in winks of the eye.
At least The governor of Illinois was refreshingly and disgustingly straightforward with his crookedness.
I like my sleaze straight and out in the open.