Get a load of this:

At various places on Media and Mayhem, I mention the names of singers and actors and other celebrities.  And among the thousands of other words also used, “p–n” can be found in one place on my blog.

Well within the last several months, a virulently viral rumor has circulated on the Internet that  an amateur p–n film of one of these celebrities can be found.

The result is that hundreds of people put the name of the celebrity and the word “p–n”  into a google search and get to my blog.

I am sure they are sorely disappointed. You see,  I use the word “p–n” to refer to those trashy MSNBC pseudo-documentaries of prison life where the main attractions are nice, bloody beatings.

Yup, undeserved and unwanted hits. And the lesson is that the number of hits a blog or a site gets  can be a very deceptive figure.