If you know about the mechanics of blogging, you know I receive a list of all the various combinations of web search terms  that people use to reach my site. Some are heart-breaking and some are hilarious. Some are scary. Here are some recent examples.  In each case, my blog did in fact include each search term.  Let’s just say that I was probably not what they were looking for. 

famous boring speech

michael savage opinion on colonoscopy

why do prisoners have cable

i feel fear when i walk by someone

One poignant reality of the Internet is that these people will forever remain a mystery; that I will never know who wanted to know Michael Savage’s opinion on colonoscopy.

I think I can live with that.