If this essay is a tongue-in-cheek humor piece, I send it along with sincere compliments  to the author for so deliciously and humorously impersonating idiocy at its most astounding.

If the guy is serious, then I send it along as idiocy at its most astounding.

What do you think?

I honestly can’t tell.

P.S. I just re-read it, and — if I had to bet the college fund ( or what’s left of it) — I’d say the author could not be serious and that this is a humor piece.