Directly from the pages of my local New Jersey community newspaper, local  journalism at its best:

Tuesday, November 17, a resident of

________Road reported that a motor

vehicle that he had borrowed from

his son-in-law was stolen from his driveway,

where he had parked it and left it

unlocked. According to police, the vehicle

was later located in a neighbor’s

driveway, where it had apparently rolled

after being left in neutral.